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Why I love sarcasm

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

I love sarcasm, one of its many uses is to answer questions, or better yet, silly internet tags like the one Emma just tagged me with

1.Beer
If it taste like Malta, which taste kind of like piss (well.. malty..I wouldnt know what piss tastes like, I wonder which sick bastard came up with this) then I’ll pass

2. Mcdonalds
Ice Cream~~

3. Relationships
Seemingly necessary for the sex and the babies.. I could be wrong

4. Purple
The colour of the giant marsupial i might start seeing if I was drunk or high.

5. Power Rangers
Gay

6. Weed
Something that might cause me to start seeing giant purple marsupials.. so i’ll pass

7. Steroids
Shrinks my nuts and gives me moobs, no thanks

8. Cartoons
Needs more tits and ass

9. The President
Not american, dont fucking care as long as you stay out of my fucking country.

I tag : Joe

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Nokia 5610 Xpress Music Ad

Monday, April 14th, 2008

Editing by yours truly.
Its a lil shitty, but hey, its our first time, so it aint that bad XD

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Bodoh betul Melayu zaman sekarang

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Recently got this forwarded message on my YM

“Assalamualaikum..pengumuman untuk semuah, sebenarnya, air kickapoo yang kita selalu beli dan minum itu berasal daripada SYARIKA ARAK! nama syarikat itu adalah Monarch Baverage. Untuk bukti lebih lanjut, layari: http://www.monarch-beverage.com/home.htm http://www.kickapoojoy.com/history.html Tolong sebar2kan kepada semua. Tolong berheti membelinya.. “

Translated, it says that Kickapoo is a product made by a company that makes alcoholic beverages and we must boycott it because of that. Geeeee, but on the same site on this page ( http://www.kickapoojoy.com/product.html ) it says that Kickapoo is halal. Oh my, what grave errors our JAKIM (Malaysian Islamic Committee or something) have committed to allow non alcoholic beverages. Whatever shall we do

Eh bodoh, benda ni ada alkohol ke tak? Kalau takde takyah bising la. Dalam tapai tu pun ada alkohol korang tak bising nak boikot plak. Oh tak boleh minum air dia je eh? Abis air dia tak resap masuk tapai tu? Ada ke tapai kering sangat sampai takde alkohol langsung? Ada ke ha? Nak boikot sangat jangan guna Intel baru, itu produk Israel, jadi campakla komputer/laptop intel baru kau tu luar tingkap sampai hancur.

Mari lancarkan kempen anti-tapai! Tapai adalah amalan sesat orang melayu dulu, ia mempunyai unsur-unsur yang boleh memabukkan, boikot tapai!!

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