I love sarcasm, one of its many uses is to answer questions, or better yet, silly internet tags like the one Emma just tagged me with

1.Beer
If it taste like Malta, which taste kind of like piss (well.. malty..I wouldnt know what piss tastes like, I wonder which sick bastard came up with this) then I’ll pass

2. Mcdonalds
Ice Cream~~

3. Relationships
Seemingly necessary for the sex and the babies.. I could be wrong

4. Purple
The colour of the giant marsupial i might start seeing if I was drunk or high.

5. Power Rangers
Gay

6. Weed
Something that might cause me to start seeing giant purple marsupials.. so i’ll pass

7. Steroids
Shrinks my nuts and gives me moobs, no thanks

8. Cartoons
Needs more tits and ass

9. The President
Not american, dont fucking care as long as you stay out of my fucking country.

I tag : Joe

Editing by yours truly.
Its a lil shitty, but hey, its our first time, so it aint that bad XD

I got tagged by SigverygheyGhey, and since my brain is now a puddle of mush due to boredom and brain damage due to long leave I thought I’d do it for laughs
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Blowing up a pc casing, without its sides and was wrapped in masking tape, using carbide..
ah such glorious stupid moments from the past

Rules:
Repeat subject header “I’M TAGGED, THEREFORE…”
Copy + paste these rules in your entry.

Complete these 15 totally useless statements & questions.
Mention who you were tagged by, followed by 8 people who you’ll be tagging.

I got tagged by Ya Hui (vixen)
Can I just say..
How bored must I be to do this? lol

If I was an opposite gender, what would my party clothes be like?
Oh smart, ask the too indie for indie culture guy about fashion. What next? You going to ask me what the most romantic thing on earth is?

At 10am this morning, I was…
Sleeping : D

At 10pm tonight, I will be…
Well it’s 3.32am now.. so I assume you meant 10pm yesterday
the answer is
Sleeping : D

Who should be the next Malaysian Prime Minister?
Not Anwar Ibrahim or any current UMNO strongmen

If my spouse told me to do without sex for a year, I would…
Ask for divorce. The hell is wrong with you?

If I was a piece of a car, I would be the…
I would be the inner spark that allows the car to transform into a decepticon and obliterate mankind : D

If I was told one day that I would have to give up either 1) anything chocolate OR 2) ever seeing the beach again, for the rest of my life, which one will I give up?
I would go to the beach and eat choc and then I will live there and be a beach bum.

Singapore is good for…
Larger amounts of open minded muslim women?

If I could only say 3 words before I die, what would those last words be?
la ilaha il-Allah
religious requirements

Who would I like to be left on a deserted island with?
Someone who would make me happy and possibly be the mother of my children?

Die by drowning or by fire?
Drown or suffer horrible screaming death
I’d rather drown despite how much I love fire, at least they’ll find my body in one piece.. I hope

What one single thing would you buy with your last RM9.95?
A pack of Marlboros?
Then I’d have money to buy gum and Pepsi Max

If I opened a night club, what would I call it?
The Nekid Place

Don’t cheat: what’s “bulbous”?
Define cheating

I think my ass is…
An ass?

I am tagging:
Ahmad Abdullah Badawi
Che Guevara
Optimus Prime
Soundwave
..
Oh wait real people who arent dead that I know of?
anyone who feels like doing this silly tag XD